No sense of humor?

Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree. Is this funny? In my opinion (and Timmy's) trees are not very funny! You know what else isn't funny? You aren't funny, you won't stop wiping your ass with your hand, you won't shut up when I pick my nose, you won't keep up a interesting conversation without shitting your pants or at least talking about shitting your pants, you eat to many bananas, you say mangos are a tasty fruit, you swallow your coffee instead of gulp it, when you fart you say "oops" or "sorry" instead of trying to stop your E.F.A(endless farting addiction). You see people, I am..and always will be a Canadian, and Canadians as is their nature. Make jokes partially or entirely made out of toilet humor, you can stop squeezing your belly now.

Now about these airport people, I mean..Seriously! Anyone who's job involves anything to do with airplanes or airports, has no sense of humor and equally no imagination. For the past 2 days I have been taking various airplanes, one thing that was similar between all of them is that they fly. Another is that all the people who work on the plane are emotionless zombies with no sense of humor. Only a hollow and meaningless laugh fills the empty silence of a conversation with a Pilot, they are dull, and in my view they have no souls, they are unable to make a decent conversation without bringing up the word "safety" so I make it my duty to yell "FUCK" as fast as I can after every "safety" they say ;;I'll give you a audio sample as soon as possible;; and you know what else? Flight attendants are all homosexual, yes you heard me right! all of em' ! And I am homophobic so whenever they come near me I start to shiver and sweat and I give them my "hunted animal" look.

Heres a sample, this is some stuff they painted in big red letters all over the airport.

NOTICE ABOUT BOMB JOKES

THE MANILA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AUTHORITY GIVES FORMAL NOTICE THAT JOKES ABOUT CARRYING BOMBS WHILE IN THE AIRPORT AND ON BOARD THE AIRCRAFT WILL BE TREATED VERY SERIOUSLY ANYONE CRACKING SUCH JOKES WILL BE DENIED CARRIAGE BY THE AIRLINES AND WILL BE TURNED OVER TO THE PNP AVIANTION SECURITY GROUP FOR INVESTIGATION

THANK-YOU VERY MUCH AND MAY YOU ALL HAVE A SAFE ENJOYABLE(and humorless) FLIGHT

 -MIAA MANAGMENT

 

On the way out I made some joke about a bunch of little men jumping up and throwing grenades and the people around me looked at me and blinked for a couple of seconds then shakily turned their heads back to the proper angle. 

Oh lord, I'm finished with this topic..but at least you learned something today, pilots are soulless.

Clip your toenails

-Jm