Five and A-half Misunderstandings by Leila Viana

Now what comes to my attention are some comic book covers. Comic book covers containing indirect sexual content, look at what your kid is learning! Its a sad thing, truly.

Lets admire the name shall we. Jughead, this has a very strange double meaning, now you might think our kids don’t realize this stuff, but oh yes they do. And what the fuck is jughead doing eating while someone is dying and clearly its his job to save him, this is teaching our kids how to be bitches. And selfish. There are further subliminal messages that are to complex for even such a brilliant mind as my own, but the kids who see them-even though they do not know it-are having all the crap recorded onto their brain, later to be played back to them deep within their subconscious. Thus giving them foul attitudes and and forcing them to listen to pop and emo music.

This cover here-for example- is teaching our male kids to degrade women and be pussy's, and that is NOT what you'd want your son to be, next thing you know it our kid is a pathetic teenager and keeps on going out with his best friend Harry, and your hearing rumors that they go to night clubs called “Colorful Feelings” and "The Majestic Fruit Salad" then he comes home tells you that hes a fag, not the manly gays, the homosexuals with a completely feminine style….Big shocker there, eh?!

Read the pop-up thinking cloud above the retarded superman lovers head very carefully………………………………….all I have to say is, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!" and again "SUPER MAN GANG BANGERS?"

The way Tarzan is looking at our obviously randy monkey does not click in my head as a book rated for 5 year olds up. It makes me want to run home and scrub myself just to imagine the thoughts running threw his perverted mind! Last time I saw this look, was on my dads face when he looked at my mom and then skipped off to a room with her, and 9 months later out popped my little sister Nicole.. tsk tsk I can-however-recall seeing it once before. Long ago, as Jm stared, lustily and longingly, off into the distant horizon. I never knew what he was looking at. I conclude that the parents tell their children that, that monkey is Tarzans adopted mother!

……ok [The joker can indeed make many boners, and this comic cover is very disturbing! It will tell our children that he is going to seek out his vengeance upon the nasty reporters, and poor out his wrath upon their minuscule crotches by delving deep in the lands of XXXX and searching down in the tunnels of darkness for his silver skinning knife, then trekking up into the land of the living. Finding the whereabouts of the sly snorters and -with the precision of a cat with brain cancer- literally castrate them, "de-ball" them, "cortar las pelotas", steal away their hard earned manhood and take it for his own] (this is a great description of overly paranoid individual attitudes)

I have nothing else to say now, I have went completely and entirely blank.
thus ends Leila's account of her concern for the new generations of the past, present, and future.

Edited by Jm
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