Write as you think. = Rant

5:24 am[GMT] June 25, 2007

Sitting here at my computer, and just waiting for 9 am to come around..I start to remember the strangest things. I remember diving into aquatic blue lakes with sub-zero temperatures wearing my underwear. I remember waiting for hours watching construction machines block our way as they turn into trains and drive off down the railroad. I remember Frisky disappearing. I remember searching for a cave that was located in a forest in the middle of the night with my younger brother, then getting chased back home by two wild boars. I remember all the cats we bred here in Achada. I remember slamming doors, yelling, then running off deep into a forest to calm down. I remember sitting down for 12.3 hours straight at a computer screen giving head shots to the helpless noobish pessoal. I remember running up a giant phone bill 3 hours ago while saying bye to my bunny. Now I realize that I must say bye to all my retarded European friends and some acquaintances(I don't know if I'm insane or something but I'm going to try and write down all the people I know here in Europe)

Bye-bye Shad, Ben, Daddy, Leila, Johnny(Molinski), Jonathan, Johnny(pessoal), Zé, Filipa, Sonia, Ricardo, Flé, Ricardo(retardo), Pedro, Pedro(monkey), Manel, Rafael, Mario, Mario(kid), Diogo, Marco, André, Antonio(Renaldo wanabe), David(cool guy wanabe)Jorge, Jorge(cast), Jimmy, Telmo, Telmo(rapatudo), Fay Colaco, George (Molinski), Peter, Victoria, Rachel, Jenny, Elisa, Mark, Chris, Amber, Amy, Abner, Andy, Bloss, Gabe, Sam, Sammy, Celeste, Mari, Cherish, Cisco, Sita, Anita, Dani, David(mayo), All the other davids..theres like 4 of them, Dylan, Liza, Maga, Jeff, Benny, Carol, Heidie, Mateja, Franny, Juani, Marrisa, Ian, Jerry, Donni, Christine, Isi, Nat, Oz, Suzana, Tania, Katia, Lita, Suzi, Suzi(Girona), Mikes(all of them), Sana, Terri, Gabe(shorty), Esther, Carlos, April, Filipe, Filipe, Filipe, Joy, Mishu, Timmy, Tiago, Tiago(ericeira), Vicky, Dani(short retard not the casals one the other one:P), Mini, Mariana, Bruno, Fabio, Fabio(another football star)Marco(yet another..), J.M, Katrina, Elena, Ellen, Sara, Samuele, Santi, Mathew, Nana, And bye Sofi I'm going to miss you terribly, hopefully I'll drift around Europe sometime..later on..love you, and love u all!

(if I missed anyone its because #1 I forgot about him/her #2 I forgot his/her names #3 You do not interest me #4 I don't consider you a friend #5 Guess where your daughter was last night ;) ;) #6 It just wasn't right for me to think about you in that moment #7 Your far to ugly #8 I never met you #9 Your dead #10 You'll be dead if I ever see you again #11 Your Italian, French, or Jewish. #12 You forgot about me so I forgot about you #13 Your name just wasn't interesting enough, For those who are there and don't know why #1 I thought you'd like to see your name on a public blog #2 Its not your name your seeing #3 I like your face #4 I wanted to embarrass you #5 I hate you)

...... The sun still hasn't risen, so I'll write some more things. Did you know that 90% of the human population are dimer then you? No, because thats bullshit. But you wish it was true, eh? Then why not believe the lie! You'll feel better about yourself and more people will like you! <--- J.m's Class A brainwashing tactics...(This is not bullshit) Did you know that I consider 92% of the people I see BFUGLY? And 73% of the people I see don't belong on this planet?

Heres a question; What do you think I see when I look in the mirror?

Heres another question; Whats your default feeling when you get woken up by a bird chirping

1. You some how feel that the world would be a better place if just that one individual bird sitting down and chirping away happily and blissfully would be tortured for hours then burned in scalding water, then have each one of its nice feathers plucked off and burnt, then have it grind into minced meat and then cooked into a tasty dish to be served with your spaghetti.
   
2. Unending love for the little sparrow, that loves you so much it rudely woke you from your awesome dream?
   
3. You don't care, you just take another drug and fall back to sleep.
   
4. You feel like being a bird, you jump out your window and attempt to fly.
   
5. You feel the need to preach to it.
6. You are pissed but sadly...You are vegetarian.
   

(Me of course I go for option 1)
Heres another question; Are you a homosexual?

Another: You sure?
Another: Does your mother know?
More questions to ask yourself

1. Do you like J.M.?
   
2. Why not?
   
3. Does he piss you off?
   
4. Why don't you ask him to say sorry..?
   
5. Do you like sunrise?
   
6. Or the sun in general..?
   
7. Does your mother piss you off?
   
8. Do cats have the right to exist?
   
9. Whats a Gp?
   
10. How many hours can I waste on eating Italian food tomorrow?
    
11. Did enough Jews die in the Holocaust?
    
12. Did Mohamed like white people?
    
13. Is James Bond gay?
    
14. Why doesn't Bin Laden eat his toenails?
    
15. How come your little sister doesn't shut the fuck up?
    
16. Why do bath towels always get holes in them?
17. Are you a mother fucker?
18. What! Is she ugly or something?
19. Ever used a strap-on?
    
20. Why?? (answer)Because you ain't got a dick.
    
21. Do you think J.m offends his readers? (answer)Good.

If you don't advertise for my blog then I will send something nasty to your doorstep, and it won't be your mother!

1. Do I dis your mother to much? (answer)Good, alright, now its your fathers turn
   
2. Whats the fastest way to drown a black man in the desert? Pop his lips..you dumb shit, that was so easy what takes you so long?
   
3. Are you a garbage man?
4. J.m has a bigger johnson then your father, oops that wasn't a question....Soo, Did you ever ask your parents why they adopted such a ugly kid? (yourself)

Other questions...these are for me!

1. Why do 15 year olds hate being sentimental?
2. Why do emos hate me?
   
3. How come I go blind once in a while?
   
4. Why do I love ripped up orange or light blue pants?
   
5. Do raisins taste good if you eat them for over 2 hours?
   

Hmm, The sun has risen. Everyone happy? It rose at 6:47 am! This is the last time I'll touch a computer for at least 3 days. I feel, oh damn my eyes just hurt. Seriously people I'm going to miss everyone of you..well..maybe for different reasons, some reasons aren't that nice.

Oh yeah I just had to show you this...If anyone wants to earn a bit of money do this because I agree with this dude harry>> CLICK HERE

Some interesting shit.

1. 6% of men propose over the telephone!
2. In Africa, pregnant and lactating women are able to satisfy the nutritional needs of their bodies by eating clay!
3. In America in 1977, the punishment for smuggling marijiuana was 15 years less than the punishment for smuggling coffee!(Oh don't you wish you were alive in 1977!?)
4. You can't create a folder called 'con' in Microsoft Windows!(I tried this..)
5. The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long!
6. A man once sued his doctor because he survived his cancer longer than the doctor predicted.
7. There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.(For you Ely)
8. Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

Ok, dear retarded readers [assuming there are any] I must go eat breakfast, see y'all later...

-Jm